This is Samm Ravens, the female in this perverse equation of homosexuality. But I would be the Lesbian Hag, yes. Welcome to the blog, reader. Stomach what we have to offer if you can.
-Samm
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Brandon
Stick me in a category. I dare you.
I'm in band. I have a 4.0. I love sports. I wanna be a journalist. I'm lazy. I subliminally love disco and musicals. I have yet to drink. I love The Cosby Show. I'm shy. I'm a perfectionist. I'm obsessed with music, especially indie/alternative rock and 70's arena rock.
Figure that out for me, why don't you? 'Cause I sure haven't.
Dan
Well this is awkward...
I'm blunt, but I don't sell any, so please stop asking.
I hope that I'm your favorite, but I can relegate myself to second behind the lesbian hag.
Everyone loves a lesbian.
If I were a mango, how would you eat me?
(hopefully you know how to eat a mango or this is going to be awkward...)
I enjoy solitary walks on the beach, so back off.
I'm a libra, which means nothing.
Unless you're an aries...
Someday I might be important, but since I attend Oakville, I'm not currently.
My parting advice: Don't beware strangers with candy.
They've got candy!
I'm blunt, but I don't sell any, so please stop asking.
I hope that I'm your favorite, but I can relegate myself to second behind the lesbian hag.
Everyone loves a lesbian.
If I were a mango, how would you eat me?
(hopefully you know how to eat a mango or this is going to be awkward...)
I enjoy solitary walks on the beach, so back off.
I'm a libra, which means nothing.
Unless you're an aries...
Someday I might be important, but since I attend Oakville, I'm not currently.
My parting advice: Don't beware strangers with candy.
They've got candy!
Joel
Would really, really appreciate it if you baked him some chocolate chip cookies..
Samm
Sup, kids! I'm Samm Ravens, the female in this perverse equation of false homosexuality. Kidding! I like movies, comic books, British Literature, musicals, and going to college!
I believe in opening doors, not closing them and that happiness is always the priority.
Desserts and secrets are not for sharing. Everything else is.
Desserts and secrets are not for sharing. Everything else is.
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