The Three Muskequeers and the Lesbian Hag: Welcome

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Thursday, June 25

Hey Kids!

Hello there, marvelous reader.

This is Samm Ravens, the female in this perverse equation of homosexuality. But I would be the Lesbian Hag, yes. Welcome to the blog, reader. Stomach what we have to offer if you can.

-Samm

Dan

Well this is awkward...

I'm blunt, but I don't sell any, so please stop asking.
I hope that I'm your favorite, but I can relegate myself to second behind the lesbian hag.
Everyone loves a lesbian.

If I were a mango, how would you eat me?
(hopefully you know how to eat a mango or this is going to be awkward...)

I enjoy solitary walks on the beach, so back off.

I'm a libra, which means nothing.
Unless you're an aries...

Someday I might be important, but since I attend Oakville, I'm not currently.

My parting advice: Don't beware strangers with candy.
They've got candy!

Thursday, June 25

Hey Kids!

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